Christmas is a hot mess.
First you have to decorate and send cards and buy gifts and spend money and bake things and plan events and go to events.
But that’s not the worst part. The worst part is taking down decorations.
What ring of hell is this?
I deck out my apartment in full holiday wonderment and then I have to spend a day – a WHOLE day – tetris-ing it back into my closet.
It was so fun to put up.
Christmas is coming!
Remember when I made this wreath?
Oh look, our Liberty Bell ornament!
But taking it down?
HAVE MERCY ON ME.
Someone please give me an age-old tip to help make it bearable. Wine? Bribing your husband? Or is my only option burning the house down?